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Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

this is everything right now.

Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

When you’re sick, immobile, and everything hurts including your skin, your options for entertainment are somewhat limiting. It’s pretty much TV or ceiling-staring. I needed something to distract me from the elephant sitting on my head and the wheeze in my chest – yet nothing […]

Attn: Fluffers. Your ship has come in.

Attn: Fluffers. Your ship has come in.

ITS ACTUALLY A REAL JOB!!! And here I was, all of these years, thinking it was just a punchline. https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/5720086485.html

The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

Of course it’s from a country club.

How To Answer Questions In an Interview / Don’t Be a Dumb Shit

How To Answer Questions In an Interview / Don’t Be a Dumb Shit

Hello job seeker. I’m assuming you’re here for my help. Great.  In the past few years I have interviewed a lot of people, like you, for positions (mostly creative), and many, many times I’m just awestruck on how idiotic and thoughtless some candidate’s answers are.  […]

I’m Sure This Leads To A Scientific Article

I’m Sure This Leads To A Scientific Article

Definition of clickbait. Bravo, internet. 

Donald Trump “Loves Hispanics”

Donald Trump “Loves Hispanics”

See? Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016