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Why Wonder Woman is Important. Now.

Why Wonder Woman is Important. Now.

I was about 6 when I found my father’s Wonder Woman comics stashed between some Conan The Barbarians and Batman. Finding the WW comic book, nestled among those brawny men, who usually had women in submissive poses adorned at their feet was nothing short of […]

13 Reasons Why … I Was Bullied In Middle School

13 Reasons Why … I Was Bullied In Middle School

I read Stephen King books I also read Dean Koontz books I read many other books as well I carried these books around I openly admitted I liked to read I openly read in between classes I openly read at lunchtime I actually read the […]

Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

this is everything right now.

Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

When you’re sick, immobile, and everything hurts including your skin, your options for entertainment are somewhat limiting. It’s pretty much TV or ceiling-staring. I needed something to distract me from the elephant sitting on my head and the wheeze in my chest – yet nothing […]

Attn: Fluffers. Your ship has come in.

Attn: Fluffers. Your ship has come in.

ITS ACTUALLY A REAL JOB!!! And here I was, all of these years, thinking it was just a punchline. https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/5720086485.html

The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

Of course it’s from a country club.

How To Answer Questions In an Interview / Don’t Be a Dumb Shit

How To Answer Questions In an Interview / Don’t Be a Dumb Shit

Hello job seeker. I’m assuming you’re here for my help. Great.  In the past few years I have interviewed a lot of people, like you, for positions (mostly creative), and many, many times I’m just awestruck on how idiotic and thoughtless some candidate’s answers are.  […]

I’m Sure This Leads To A Scientific Article

I’m Sure This Leads To A Scientific Article

Definition of clickbait. Bravo, internet. 

Donald Trump “Loves Hispanics”

Donald Trump “Loves Hispanics”

See? Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016