Cara Cosentino Marino

Month: November 2014

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

If bad hip-hop, even worse green screen action, random nautical references rolled up into a¬†low-budget ‘music’ video is your thing – prepare to experience nirvana.  

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

I present the magnum opus: “Too Many Cooks”. BRAVO ADULT SWIM!!!

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads in Rare Video Shot in 1981

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads in Rare Video Shot in 1981

On a promotion tour for Diary of a Madmen. Shot at the Palladium which are now NYU dorms (BLASPHEMY). Ozzy was so coherent then. Still immobile on stage, but who cares. It’s Randy F’ing Rhoads with him. The concert goes to about the 12:12 mark […]

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

What in the name of toddlers and tiaras did I just watch. RHONJ convict Teresa Giudice reportedly laid out 10k despite bankruptcy issues and a looming jail sentence for this piece of shit. Obviously Teresa understands that the world needs to sexualize more children. Teresa, […]