Cara Cosentino Marino

80’s

F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

This is what this stinking holiday needs. Not Mariah Carey, Not David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s macabre pairing – but a Christmas song loaded with sexual innuendoes. Finally, a holiday song I can get behind. Billboard has the exclusive: http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6386018/steel-panther-christmas-song-premiere-stocking-song   Get it on iTunes: […]

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

I present the magnum opus: “Too Many Cooks”. BRAVO ADULT SWIM!!!

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads in Rare Video Shot in 1981

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads in Rare Video Shot in 1981

On a promotion tour for Diary of a Madmen. Shot at the Palladium which are now NYU dorms (BLASPHEMY). Ozzy was so coherent then. Still immobile on stage, but who cares. It’s Randy F’ing Rhoads with him. The concert goes to about the 12:12 mark […]

Mötley Crüe Farewell Tour at Jones Beach – REVIEW

Mötley Crüe Farewell Tour at Jones Beach – REVIEW

One of my favorite bands from yesteryear, Mötley Crüe, stopped by Jones Beach on a stop on their Farewell Tour promising a setlist filled with fan favorites for a spectacular goodbye. It should have been a great, fun show. It wasn’t. Where to begin? Let’s […]

Happy Birthday James Hetfield!

Happy Birthday James Hetfield!

The guy is so cool, even Dave Mustaine wishes him a happy birthday. Happy birthday to my first real guitar partner. We changed the world brother! #JamesHetfield pic.twitter.com/yliVtFh08o — Dave Mustaine (@DaveMustaine) August 3, 2014 They definitely changed mine.

Weird Al’s Spoof of “Blurred Lines” is Brilliant [VIDEO]

Weird Al’s Spoof of “Blurred Lines” is Brilliant [VIDEO]

Only Weird Al can turn a creepy date rape song into the Grammar Nazi anthem we all desperately needed!!!

The Best “Best Man” Video I’ve Ever Seen

The Best “Best Man” Video I’ve Ever Seen

A man asked his brothers to be his best men. So they made this 80’s inspired wonderfully video. (naturally)