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Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

When you’re sick, immobile, and everything hurts including your skin, your options for entertainment are somewhat limiting. It’s pretty much TV or ceiling-staring. I needed something to distract me from the elephant sitting on my head and the wheeze in my chest – yet nothing […]

Attn: Fluffers. Your ship has come in.

Attn: Fluffers. Your ship has come in.

ITS ACTUALLY A REAL JOB!!! And here I was, all of these years, thinking it was just a punchline. https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/5720086485.html

How To Answer Questions In an Interview / Don’t Be a Dumb Shit

How To Answer Questions In an Interview / Don’t Be a Dumb Shit

Hello job seeker. I’m assuming you’re here for my help. Great.  In the past few years I have interviewed a lot of people, like you, for positions (mostly creative), and many, many times I’m just awestruck on how idiotic and thoughtless some candidate’s answers are.  […]

Headline of the Century

Headline of the Century

If you actually want to read the article, it’s here. 

Boston Hero Films Creep That Filmed Her

Boston Hero Films Creep That Filmed Her

just another day on Newbury St. please help me find and identify this creep. not only did he film my crotch and backside, along with the same of at least 8 other women that i personally witnessed in less than 10 minutes, but I decided […]

6 Tips For Surviving a Long Commute

6 Tips For Surviving a Long Commute

There have been many studies and reports confirming what we already suspected about our daily trips to and fro work – the longer the commute, the more miserable and anxious we are, ultimately affecting our health, our marriages, and our lives. Being a commuter myself, clocking in […]

F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

This is what this stinking holiday needs. Not Mariah Carey, Not David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s macabre pairing – but a Christmas song loaded with sexual innuendoes. Finally, a holiday song I can get behind. Billboard has the exclusive: http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6386018/steel-panther-christmas-song-premiere-stocking-song   Get it on iTunes: […]

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

I present the magnum opus: “Too Many Cooks”. BRAVO ADULT SWIM!!!