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F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

This is what this stinking holiday needs. Not Mariah Carey, Not David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s macabre pairing – but a Christmas song loaded with sexual innuendoes. Finally, a holiday song I can get behind. Billboard has the exclusive: http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6386018/steel-panther-christmas-song-premiere-stocking-song   Get it on iTunes: […]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

If bad hip-hop, even worse green screen action, random nautical references rolled up into a low-budget ‘music’ video is your thing – prepare to experience nirvana.  

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

What in the name of toddlers and tiaras did I just watch. RHONJ convict Teresa Giudice reportedly laid out 10k despite bankruptcy issues and a looming jail sentence for this piece of shit. Obviously Teresa understands that the world needs to sexualize more children. Teresa, […]

Mötley Crüe Farewell Tour at Jones Beach – REVIEW

Mötley Crüe Farewell Tour at Jones Beach – REVIEW

One of my favorite bands from yesteryear, Mötley Crüe, stopped by Jones Beach on a stop on their Farewell Tour promising a setlist filled with fan favorites for a spectacular goodbye. It should have been a great, fun show. It wasn’t. Where to begin? Let’s […]

Weird Al’s Spoof of “Blurred Lines” is Brilliant [VIDEO]

Weird Al’s Spoof of “Blurred Lines” is Brilliant [VIDEO]

Only Weird Al can turn a creepy date rape song into the Grammar Nazi anthem we all desperately needed!!!

Prepare To Get Your Heart Broken By Yellow Yarn [VIDEO]

Prepare To Get Your Heart Broken By Yellow Yarn [VIDEO]

This was one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. It’s a video by James (remember them? BUT SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE’S ON TOP) Like all drunken college things, they appeared to have grown up and become aware of their mortality, hiring the […]

Best Cover Songs: Dancing in the Dark Edition

Best Cover Songs: Dancing in the Dark Edition

John Legend visited Howard Stern the other morning and performed a bunch of his songs. Yes, there are people that still listen to Howard Stern and that person in me. The one song that’s been haunting me, however, is not one of Legend’s originals. It’s […]

Miley Cyrus Needs to Start Heavy Squatting

Miley Cyrus Needs to Start Heavy Squatting

(and get vocal lessons)