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Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

this is everything right now.

Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

Happy Feet: The Worst Movie To Watch When You’re Sick

When you’re sick, immobile, and everything hurts including your skin, your options for entertainment are somewhat limiting. It’s pretty much TV or ceiling-staring. I needed something to distract me from the elephant sitting on my head and the wheeze in my chest – yet nothing […]

The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

Of course it’s from a country club.

Donald Trump “Loves Hispanics”

Donald Trump “Loves Hispanics”

See? Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016

6 Tips For Surviving a Long Commute

6 Tips For Surviving a Long Commute

There have been many studies and reports confirming what we already suspected about our daily trips to and fro work – the longer the commute, the more miserable and anxious we are, ultimately affecting our health, our marriages, and our lives. Being a commuter myself, clocking in […]

Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

This hilarious sendup of VH1’s inane cuntdowns (typo and it stays) of subjects filled with insipid commentary by annoying people had me much more interested than the actual VH1’s poop fests that actually air. Enjoy!

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

I think we can all agree this season of SNL leaves something to be desired. The best sketch that SNL managed to shart out was cut this past week, which is a shame as it was an uncomfortable, funny, ballsy skit about Ferguson. Just another […]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

If bad hip-hop, even worse green screen action, random nautical references rolled up into a low-budget ‘music’ video is your thing – prepare to experience nirvana.