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Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

Bad Lip Reading – The Inauguration

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Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

This hilarious sendup of VH1’s inane cuntdowns (typo and it stays) of subjects filled with insipid commentary by annoying people had me much more interested than the actual VH1’s poop fests that actually air. Enjoy!

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

I think we can all agree this season of SNL leaves something to be desired. The best sketch that SNL managed to shart out was cut this past week, which is a shame as it was an uncomfortable, funny, ballsy skit about Ferguson. Just another […]

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

I present the magnum opus: “Too Many Cooks”. BRAVO ADULT SWIM!!!

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

What in the name of toddlers and tiaras did I just watch. RHONJ convict Teresa Giudice reportedly laid out 10k despite bankruptcy issues and a looming jail sentence for this piece of shit. Obviously Teresa understands that the world needs to sexualize more children. Teresa, […]

Stevie on Set For American Horror Story!!

Stevie on Set For American Horror Story!!

Ryan Murphy tweeted this behind the scenes pic of Stevie Nicks. I can’t wait! Although I’m highly distracted by the obvious work done on her face. Can’t anyone age for crying out loud??? I digress. Let’s just all watch some 80’s Stevie to make ourselves […]

If “Game of Thrones” Was A Children’s Story

If “Game of Thrones” Was A Children’s Story

geeksngamers: If Game of Thrones was a story for kids… Illustrations by Haley Hao

Amy Poehler is Awesome

Amy Poehler is Awesome

INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments. TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged […]