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The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

The Whitest “Music” Video I’ve Ever Seen

Of course it’s from a country club.

Boston Hero Films Creep That Filmed Her

Boston Hero Films Creep That Filmed Her

just another day on Newbury St. please help me find and identify this creep. not only did he film my crotch and backside, along with the same of at least 8 other women that i personally witnessed in less than 10 minutes, but I decided […]

Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

This hilarious sendup of VH1’s inane¬†cuntdowns (typo and it stays) of subjects filled with insipid commentary by annoying people had me much more interested than the actual VH1’s poop fests that actually air. Enjoy!

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

I think we can all agree this season of SNL leaves something to be desired. The best sketch that SNL managed to shart out was cut this past week, which is a shame as it was an uncomfortable, funny, ballsy skit about Ferguson. Just another […]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

If bad hip-hop, even worse green screen action, random nautical references rolled up into a¬†low-budget ‘music’ video is your thing – prepare to experience nirvana.  

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

Adult Swim Aired An Amazing, Terrifying Descent Into 80’s Sitcom Madness

I present the magnum opus: “Too Many Cooks”. BRAVO ADULT SWIM!!!

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads in Rare Video Shot in 1981

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads in Rare Video Shot in 1981

On a promotion tour for Diary of a Madmen. Shot at the Palladium which are now NYU dorms (BLASPHEMY). Ozzy was so coherent then. Still immobile on stage, but who cares. It’s Randy F’ing Rhoads with him. The concert goes to about the 12:12 mark […]

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

WATCH: Gia Giudice’s Pedobear Approved Music Video

What in the name of toddlers and tiaras did I just watch. RHONJ convict Teresa Giudice reportedly laid out 10k despite bankruptcy issues and a looming jail sentence for this piece of shit. Obviously Teresa understands that the world needs to sexualize more children. Teresa, […]

Brad Pitt Gets Zinged On The Latest, Hilarious “Between Two Ferns”

Brad Pitt Gets Zinged On The Latest, Hilarious “Between Two Ferns”

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt from Zach Galifianakis