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Headline of the Century

Headline of the Century

If you actually want to read the article, it’s here. 

Boston Hero Films Creep That Filmed Her

Boston Hero Films Creep That Filmed Her

just another day on Newbury St. please help me find and identify this creep. not only did he film my crotch and backside, along with the same of at least 8 other women that i personally witnessed in less than 10 minutes, but I decided […]

6 Tips For Surviving a Long Commute

6 Tips For Surviving a Long Commute

There have been many studies and reports confirming what we already suspected about our daily trips to and fro work – the longer the commute, the more miserable and anxious we are, ultimately affecting our health, our marriages, and our lives. Being a commuter myself, clocking in […]

Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

Why Does SNL Insist on Cutting The Best Sketches

This hilarious sendup of VH1’s inane cuntdowns (typo and it stays) of subjects filled with insipid commentary by annoying people had me much more interested than the actual VH1’s poop fests that actually air. Enjoy!

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

SNL’s Best Sketch All Season Was Cut

I think we can all agree this season of SNL leaves something to be desired. The best sketch that SNL managed to shart out was cut this past week, which is a shame as it was an uncomfortable, funny, ballsy skit about Ferguson. Just another […]

F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

F’ing Christmas Gets the Song It Deserves

This is what this stinking holiday needs. Not Mariah Carey, Not David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s macabre pairing – but a Christmas song loaded with sexual innuendoes. Finally, a holiday song I can get behind. Billboard has the exclusive: http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6386018/steel-panther-christmas-song-premiere-stocking-song   Get it on iTunes: […]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

WATCH: Treat Me Like A Pirate…And Give Me That Booty [Video]

If bad hip-hop, even worse green screen action, random nautical references rolled up into a low-budget ‘music’ video is your thing – prepare to experience nirvana.